Quotes of my Father
while watching American Idol:
on Rihanna: “Aye is she the one who got beaten till her eye was all bruised and puffy?”
on the female contestants: “Why is everyone so fat? Look at her arms, as fat as my thighs!”
on the performers’ outfits: “Don’t they have stylist who tell them that they look ugly and fat before they go on tv? What are they wearing…”
on the rapper in J.Lo’s song: “What the heck is he singing, does anyone understand? aloolalabluhhblooblahblah is what he sounds like.”
on Adam Lambert: “He is so fat now, so fat.”
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guhh the urgency to study and stress is finally hitting me. I just want to take a fat dump to de-stress! ugggh!!!
hair pouf + bro tank that’s too big + buff arms = “you look like a slutty man”
I’m the definition of last minute
Man I am so good at putting off work. I think it’s become a skill of mine. Every single paper I’ve written this semester (ranging from 5-10 pages) I’ve completed in one night. I honestly have no idea what I’m even writing as I write it. I’m always disappointed in the grade I get when the paper is returned, but then I remember how much effort I put into it and then I think, “man my gsi is dumb if he/she thought I deserved this grade” HAHAHA
Every decision has an impact - think clearly before taking action.
I should really figure out myself first.
